Ok, it is 2 a.m and it is storming like crazy. Lightning, thunder, locusts...okay maybe not locusts. That's one of the biblical plagues.
The weather guy just said he "would be really surprised if the storms outside produce a tornado".
It's not like this is tornado season in KANSAS.
In my experience, tornadoes do not make a formal appointment. They just show up when they darn well please. As in "SURPRISE, I'm dropping in to rip up your junk. Excuse me for not making an appointment... "
Maybe I should just march my cranky rear back to bed.